This Substack Will Ruin Your Life
Welcome to Not Self-Help by me, Matt Borondy.
This newsletter will make your life better.
No. No it won’t.
It will be me, a mediocre human in pretty much all capacities, trying to tell you how to live.
If you follow my advice, you won’t end up in a van down by the river, because you won’t even be able to afford a van—and anyway I live in the desert.
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